Thillena Gomez

Thilladren had aspirations of becoming a word famous entertainer, however his family had other plans. Selena Gomez, his third cousin; twice removed, went on to become a word renown singer leaving Thilladren jealous and bitter.

The salt was real. He freaked out, and trampled 7 people to death. Just when there seemed no way to stop his rampage, a tractor full of Morton Salt was accidentally knocked over onto him, causing a salinity (or thillinity) overload, ending his rampage.

One never knows when Thillena will return, but when salt levels rise, you best stay away from Thilladren.

Quotes:

"He is so salty, you could rub him on a glass to finish your margarita." -XvShadow

"He's so salty because someone stole his grape flavored panties." -Omikins